It’s the moment the world’s been waiting for! I have finally conceded to the pleading of my many fans to pick up the mic and give stand-up comedy a go. I’m currently honing my act at open mic nights around London, and you my many admirers are cordially invited to witness it.
14 May – The Camden Head, Angel
This one fills up quick so get there as soon as you can ahead of the 8pm start time. It’s free on the door, but they pass the bucket after – to put money in, not vomit in you sick monkey!
This one will be my official début! Don’t miss this historic show which you will no doubt tell your descendants about and will become part of your family legendary for generations to come.
27 May – The Bedford Pub, Balham
The night begins at 8.30 and tickets cost £3.
16 June – The Regent, Angel
Not sure when this one opens, but it’s typically 8pm, so get there early to get a seat. Entry is £4 on the door.
I’ll be adding a dedicated comedy page to this site in the fullness of time, that will keep you abreast of upcoming gigs and host video and all sorts of other pointless wastes of time. It’s an exciting new way for me to fail, and I just know that it’s going to make all my previous failures look like mere setbacks. Stay tuned!